The night I got drunk off rum and leaves and my ‘greentea’. I made Carmen the best nesquick shes ever had severly under the influence, ran into a cement letterbox and bruised my hip, and licked nailpolish as a dare. I then shockingly painted my nail and sent a picture to Anna, who mistakened it as a ‘bloody dick’. I’ve never had as much fun under the influence as I have this night. A random Saturday night that may be a big blur, but I have never forgotten what I do remember.